Here’s some laughter for your weekend! Have a good one!
Wife: ‘What are you doing?’
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : ‘Nothing…? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for An hour.’ Husband : ‘I was just looking for the expiration
Wife: ‘Do you want dinner?’
Husband : ‘Sure! What are my choices?’
Wife : ‘Yes and no.’
Girl: ‘When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.’ Boy: ‘It’s very kind of you, darling, but I don’t have any worries or troubles.’
Girl: ‘Well that’s because we aren’t married yet.’
Son: ‘Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.’
Mom: ‘Well, you have done the right thing.’
Son: ‘But mom, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.’
A newly married man asked his wife, ‘Would you have married me if my father hadn’t left me a fortune?’
Wife: ‘Honey,’ the woman re plied sweetly, ‘I’d have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE’
Father to son after exam: ‘Let me see your report card.’ Son: “I can’t, my friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.’